73 Halloween Instagram Caption Ideas: Funny, Cute, Spooky for 2023

With halloween right around the corner and events and parties already starting it is time to get your captions ready for all those cute pictures. And today I will be sharing a variety of different Instagram caption ideas for your pics no matter what the style is. We will be looking at Halloween Instagram captions that are funny, cute, and even some spooky ones.

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73 Halloween Instagram Caption Ideas: Funny, Cute, Spooky

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73 Halloween Instagram Caption Ideas: Funny, Cute, Spooky 2023

Halloween time IG captions:

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

  1. Can definitely be bribed with candy.
  2. Just here for the boo’s.
  3. I’m in ghoul company.
  4. You better work witch!
  5. Hashtag hot ghoul fall
  6. Fall is my second favorite F-word.
  7. Get in loser, we’re going trick or treating.
  8. I promise we aren’t mean ghouls.
  9. Over here being the ghostest with the mostest.
  10. Witch better have my candy.
  11. Let the gourd times roll.
  12. Witch way to the candy?
  13. There’s nothing fun about fun-sized candy bars.
  14. This witch likes wine!
  15. Good to the last bite 😉
  16. If one door closes and another opens, you’re probably in a haunted house
  17. Hocus pocus, we need wine to focus
  18. Sticking to my diet tonight? Witchful thinking
  19. Let’s get pumpkin smashed tonight
  20. Witching you a very happy Halloween
  21. Happy Howl-oween.
  22. Brrrr – it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
  23. Trick or tequila.
  24. “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” —Beetlejuice
  25. Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.
  26. Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!

Cute Halloween Instagram Captions

  1. Who runs the world? Ghouls!
  2. Just too cute to spook.
  3. Just chilling with my boo crew.
  4. Keep calm and scare on.
  5. Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
  6. Everything’s better with a little magic.
  7. Give em’ Pumpkin to talk about.
  8. My blood type is pumpkin spice
  9. I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
  10. I promise to never Ghost you!
  11. Well aren’t you boo-tiful
  12. Halloweentown and chill?
  13. You’ve got me under your spell
  14. “Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
  15. Got my resting witch face on.
  16. Trick or treat yo’ self!
  17. No tricks, just treats.
  18. “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” —Halloweentown
  19. My squad looks spooktacular
  20. Too ghoul for school
  21. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
  22. HalloQueen * insert crown emoji of course *
  23. Don’t make me get the flying monkeys!
  24. Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

Spooky Halloween Instagram Captions

  1. Let’s get this party startled!
  2. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘tonight is Halloween!'” — Dexter Kozen
  3. Felt kinda spooky, might delete it later.
  4. “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” —Rocky Horror Picture Show
  5. We always have a bloody good time.
  6. “Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” –Rusty Fischer
  7. Bad to the bone.
  8. “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.”  — Stephen King
  9. Talk spooky to me.
  10. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” –Tim Burton
  11. Something wicked this way comes.
  12. “Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread.” —The Hanted Mansion
  13. Eat, drink, and be super scary.
  14. There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight
  15. Have a fang-tastic night
  16. The only thing scarier than this costume is my student loans.
  17. My broomstick runs on scares.
  18. “Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” — Solange Nicole
  19. Not every witch lives in Salem.
  20. Always a bloody good time with you.
  21. “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”— Scream
  22. Dancing with the devil.
  23. “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” —Rihanna

Coming up with an Instagram caption for your pictures doesn’t have to be that hard anymore! Follow along this year for caption ideas for every season and holiday!

Hope you found the perfect caption on this list of Halloween Instagram captions. If you used a different and fun IG caption and want to share how great it was make sure to leave it in the comments!


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